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hospitalist

n.
1) Someone who didn't want to be a primary care doctor but found out a little too late they weren't cut out to specialize in anything, not even Family Medicine, and now complains to anyone naive enough to listen about every single patient admission like the world is ending.
2) Someone with such an inferiority complex, she or he feels the constant need to demonstrate his or her knowledge by reciting arcane questions at medical students and residents about things read on UpToDate that same morning just prior to the endless ritual known as rounds.
"So I called the hospitalist to admit my chest pain patient who required CPR and defibrillation in the field, but the hospitalist wants me to discharge her home now because her HEART score is only 3 and she has a pulse."
by music2doc April 29, 2019
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Southern hospitality

Phrase used to describe someone’s genital region
She had a pretty face and a nice body, but her southern hospitality stank!
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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toledo hospital

A large object that will absorb any cost. Usually the dumber the project the more important it is. No bad idea cannot be tried twice.
The Toledo Hospital just spent a million dollars on out of date equipment.
by Dutch27 July 29, 2008
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Southern Hospitality

When girls basically get every privilege over guys.
Guy: Man I'm so hungry I can't wait to get something to eat!!
Group of Girls: No we go first, it's southern hospitality

(After a long day of traveling)
Guy: I'm so exhausted I can't wait to go to bed.
Group of Girls: Wait!! You have to take everything back and put our shit in our rooms. It's southern hospitality, you have no choice.
by thatguy2972 November 15, 2011
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southern hospitality

When staying at some one's house you screw their wife/sister/daughter etc.
Man the woman at Ted's house sure now how to show a guy some southern hospitality.
by Stauder April 19, 2009
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gas to the hospital

A phrase referring to the very last hit a druggy vows to take. This is obviously menat as a darker joke about quitting.
It's just gas to the hospital.
by Sixtem February 5, 2005
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