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Kenneth “Don” Holm

A man, some say myth, who back in the day taught the municipality of Hundige what being a wise guy means. At one time he was also very fat and disgusting but no one dares to remember. In present time Don Holm is a master of fitness and pilates.
Kenneth “Don” Holm will ruin your’e life if you do not smile with your’e eyes when approached by him.

“I hate this pity ass food like Don Holm hates the oppinions of Johnny Khamis.”
“I am gonna crush you like Don Holm and his lovely wife crush each other rectally.
by Thomas DingDong Wong November 23, 2021
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samantha holmes

Someone who is most beautiful and had no mouth filter, loud most of the time but a great friend. Find yourself one.
Samantha Holmes is so amazing but doesn't know when to shut up.
by unicornssss1015 June 5, 2016
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Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻
Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023
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e-holmes

Guy with a big dick and is hot and is beautiful and he can make u feel special even when you aren't. He's the class clown and funny as shit ladies you want this guy
Dude did u see E-Holmes. That guy looks lit af!!
by E-Holmes September 25, 2017
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Holmes

Ayo Homes, how many Holmes are you going to invest in?

Aye Homes! We live in Holmes, NOT Homes…..
by Chief Moskeesha November 29, 2021
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Kirsty Holmes

Kirsty Holmes is an amazing woman who is amazing at everything she does. She is an icon and every one looks up to her. She is a teacher and most kids pick computer science just to have more lessons with her.
Person : Hi Kirsty Holmes , you are the best
Kirsty : Aw, thank you. You’re amazing too - You get free time in computer class
by iconicbeef June 23, 2018
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Holm Girl

A Holm Girl is a delusional girl (seriously delusional) who practically falls in love with abusers and has unresolved trauma from family causing the brain to have thoughts about incest with family members without realizing its actually bad. Holm Girl comes from the disorder Stockholm Syndrome which is present in *those* girls. Oh and they also fetishize gay men
Hey dude, Emma has been acting really weird, she likes Jack who beats his girlfriends all the time
“She’s a holm girl, you can’t fix her”
by klemen’s tine December 18, 2023
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