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Horny

when a person is extremely turned on.

a female's vagina becomes wet and she has the urge to hump someone/something. a male's penis becomes erect. meaning he gets a "boner" or a stiff penis that is longer and larger than usual.
Rachael awoke at noon. Nothing new, she'd been fired last week. It didn't matter anymore, she thought. She stretched as she made her way to the bathroom. She massaged her breasts and tried to make her nipples stand hard. They were bright pink, like pencil erasers. Satisfied, she thought she'd take a bath. She lit candles and climbed into the warm water. Once adjusted, her mind wandered. She recalled, in detail, the event that cost her a job.

She'd been sitting at her desk all morning, filing paperwork and going through resumes. She was tired and hot.. she could feel the beads of sweat forming between her breasts and thighs. Rick walked into her cubicle and teased her.

She liked him... many nights she'd masturbated in lust for him. Last night, she'd dreamt that they were making rough, beastly love in a hot air balloon.

Rick worked much faster than she did. Rick always stopped by to tease her while she worked. He loved the way she blushed and flirted when he stopped by. This time, instead of talking, she stared at him intensely and silently. She was clearly horny, undressing him with her eyes. Mesmerized, Rick walked to Rachael. Rachael and Rick sarted making out, and they were starting to get horny. Rachael's nipples became erect with lust, and Rick could see them through her white blouse, and Rachael saw that Rick had a boner. Rick caressed Rachael's breasts, while she opened his fly and let out his dick. Rachael got on her knees and gave Rick a really great blow job the best Rick had ever had. At first Rachael sucked gently, then faster and harder. She worked up and down the shaft, engulfing him completely. He combed her hair with his fingers, her thick red hair which he so loved. Unable to contain himself, Rick lifted Rachael up, and pushed her to her desk, undoing her skirt as she undid his shirt. Her shirt came off, as did his pants, Rick cleared the desk, put Rachael on the desk,and then started to have sex with Rachael. He was surprised at how wet and warm she was already, proud even. He shoved his penis deeper and deeper, ensuring that she felt his friction with every pulse. She moaned, softly, knowing they were not alone in the office. The fact turned her on. Rick nearly exploded, but pulled out just in time. He wouldn't stop there. He went harder, harder, faster, faster. She thought he was like an engine. He massaged her breast with one hand and her clit with the other. Her orgasms lubricated him, and she moaned loudly. She looked into his eyes moaning... "Ohhhhhh, oooooohh, oooooo harder, harder baby.. yeah thats it, i want to feel you deep inside.. aaaahhh, ahhhh thats it come on aaahhh". He didn't respond, but breathed heavily. He stopped for a second, and kneeled to eat her pussy out. It was sweet and warm.. pink. He tickled her clit with his tongue, and she cummed. It trickled to the black office carpet. When they were both exhausted and filled, they quickly dressed and got back to their cubicles, enchanted and possessed with dirty thoughts. A minute later, like clockwork, their boss, Bill, called them to his office over the intercom. It was a complete turnoff, but they made their way there. He turned on a TV monitor and replayed the entire sex incident, from start to end. Enraged, he said they were both to clean out their cubicles and leave the office, and they were fired. Rick left the office, in shock. But Bill asked Rachael to stay. He offered her a chance to stay, if she could pleasure him in the same way. The thought of his fat flesh on her made her sick, and she marched out, and left.

When she finished her bath, Rachael walked back to bed. Rick was just waking up. She took off her towel, and dripping with water, she saddled him. "Hey baby," he said. And she just looked silently into his eyes, and the fun began they had sex again and again. 5 years later Rachael and Rick got married and had more sex.
by bobthebuilder896 June 12, 2009
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-half horse, half pony!
can also be called a porse!
My horse fucked a pony, now I have a horny!
by _that_random_blonde May 13, 2009
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i love the feeling of when a guy presses his body against you cause you can feel his dick pressing against your pussy and his chest against your tits oh godd im super horny!!!!
im about to startmasturbating!!! XD
bobby- "im fuckin horny dude!!"

bill- "woah calm the fuck down your gonna explode!"
by arrie! May 31, 2010
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i hope this definition makes you horny!!!
Stacy was horny so she told her friend Nick to go to her house. when he walked in, she was in a lacy thong and bra. Stacy had DD boobs, a nice body and a nice ass, "hey Nick...follow me." Nick really liked Stacy for a long time so he did as asked. as soon as they got to her room, they were making out. Nick unlatched Stacy's bra with his teeth and ripped her thong while Stacy took off Nick's shirt and pants. His dick was 10 inches long. Nick then started to kiss her neck, finger her pussy, and massage her boob at one time. Stacy was moaning,"OHHH NICK!!! MMM RIGHT THERE!!!! OHHH BABY!!!"she came. then stacy pushed him down and told him to stand up.she got on her knees and gave him the best blow job he ever got. she deep throated him and he came. she ate it all up. then he pushed her to the ground and ate her out, tongue fucking her. she couldn't stand it."BABY FUCKME ALREADY!!" he did as told. he traced hid tongue up her body, stopping to bite her nipples and kiss them. she then put her boobs in his face and he loved it. then they were fucking hard, fast, and messy. they did all positions. after 2 hours, they called Nick's friend, John, and did a threesome. Stacy would suck John's dick John would suck Nick's dick and Nick ate Stacy out. then Nick and John watched Stacy do porn. then after John left, Nick and Stacey had rough messy sex all night and morning.
by YourHornyFriendd April 11, 2011
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if your a man your penus gets hard and stiff. With a woman your pussie gets wet and slippery and uncomfortable. Horniness can only be solved by having sex or masturbation. Both are fun!!!! (yes i am a slut XD) note to #6: I read your example every day and it makes me very hot and sweaty and horny and sexy. I have sex dreams about my a mystery hot teacher and then I have sex very nice immagination you have!!! Wanna do it?? Any who you get horny when who are attracted to someone who is sexy and hot or when you want to have sex. Or when something turns you on.
A very attractive slut(Jane)in hardly any clothes with big breasts and ass walks by John and he gets an erection. She looks at him and comes over. She sticks her hand in his pants and massages his penus. But she gets too horny she whispers into his ear "follow me hot stuff!" She brings John into her apartment. She invites him over to her bed, jumps on, pats on the bed next to her. She takes off her clothes slowly, then takes off his clothes and pushes him under her. She sticks his penus into her pussie and pushes it up and down his dick very fast. Her wet and slippery vagina is pleasing to him. She starts to moan intensly and very loudly. John is very pleased he releases his cum into her vagina; she screams with pleasure. He watches as her tits bounce up and down as she pumps up and down his penus. His dick slowly goes back to normal size as she guides her pussie off of him. She them makes him get dressed and leave. She gives him a french kiss and grab of his nuts. She closes the door and smiles. She is very pleased and is excited because he may know where she lives but doesn't know her real phone number. And he is shocked by the wonderfully sexy woman he just fucked. He looks at her phone number she wrote on his hand and highly disbelieves that it really is hers.
I hope this story gets you all horny because I'm not really that good in english. Well it gets me horny. So there HA!!
by Jane *wink wink* September 13, 2008
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Feeling an intense sexual desire. Can happen at anytime, for no reason at all.

For boys: causes a boner (dick gets hard and sticks up).
For girls: gets wet.

For boys, a good way to get un-horny is to imagine your grandma... naked. Unless you like that kind of thing. *wink*
After their first date, Craig and Ann go over to his place, both feeling a little horny. Sitting on Craig's living room couch, they begin to kiss, Ann's tongue teasing Craig. She undoes her bra and rips off his shirt as her throbbing pussy grows wet with pleasure. Craig undoes his belt and rips off Ann's shirt. Soon they are both naked and writhing on top of each other.

Craig slides her fingers into Ann's pussy and fingers the shit out of her. He teases her nipples with his tongue as she moans in pleasure. His dick is very hard and big. Soon Ann is giving Craig a blowjob, pumping hard. She swallows, like a good girl.

Craig's big dick enters Ann's pussy and she screams in delight. Craig kisses her while thrusting his hips. Ann's moans and screams grow louder as she reaches her boiling point. She cums all over Craig and he cums inside of her.

Sex is over for now. They take a short break and start all over again.
by gloomysunday November 9, 2013
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thank you definition #7. horny: the act of being sexually happy.
this is for everyone and i hope you get horny by the end ;).

Jamie woke up and couldn't get definition #7 of horny on urbandictionary.com out of her head. so she went to school quite horny and was extremely horny by the end of the day. she had to wait an hour and a half before the basketball game started so she went in the empty bleachers and waited still extremely horny. so she took of her skirt and underwear and started to rub her pussy. then the hottest guy in school jake came running up and asked if he could join her. she saw the giant bulge in his basketball shorts and ripped them off for him and gave him a lap dance after ripping his boxers off too. she did not refuse him sex but humped the shit out of him. then the second hottest guy came up and started a threesome with the two. jamie let him titty fuck her. his cock was throbbing so hard and she felt so horny she thought she would explode. then the rest of the team showed and she had sex with all of them but putting their condoms of with her teeth first. the guys lost the game and their virginity that night but didn't care.
by sxybabe101 September 14, 2011
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