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AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 27, 2020
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polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024
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Hexerosexual

This is a fake sexuality my friend said xchey said xchey was. Hexerosexuality is a liking or sexual attraction to rocks or pigs.
Daughter: Dad, I'm Hexerosexual.
Dad: Hang yourself.
by theRealFloppa April 29, 2023
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Haterosexual

n. always a closeted homosexual who tries to throw everyone off their scent by hating on the gays. normally from behind a religious pulpit or platform. always republican.
that priest/congressman that's always bashing the homosexual lifestyle was caught with an underage boy again. what a haterosexual.
by Barracksrat8 July 12, 2023
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Heterorexual

To be attracted to dinosaurs; to have a sexual arousal for dinosaurs
damn, my friend is heterorexual! I best support him...
by meeptheotter April 6, 2025
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