by Sigvards gyatt is huge December 4, 2023
Get the herman bangmug. Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.
Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022
Get the Hermanmug. by McBeanBoy June 9, 2018
Get the Sydney HerMANmug. by susantookthekids April 4, 2019
Get the Hermanmug. Herman is usually a lighskin that sucks at sports, mainly basketball. Also Herman usually is a fat and gets no bitches
by NGO May 30, 2018
Get the Hermanmug. An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.
Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022
Get the Herman Mean Finger XIVmug. " you know that kid ryan"
"you mean herman lipshits"?
"i asked if he could spare a dollar and he told me to go fuck off "
"you mean herman lipshits"?
"i asked if he could spare a dollar and he told me to go fuck off "
by RYAN FITZSIMMONS September 19, 2022
Get the herman lipshitsmug.