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Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.
by kysstery March 15, 2015
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Tube Herding

When a woman mitigates multiple male companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more men. (See Chicken Juggling for the masculine equivalent)
Her talents for deception, and need for attention; had cursed her forever and always to be, a tube herding manipulator.
by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017
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herd management

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “
Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.
by Shade tree May 23, 2019
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the herd

a group of girlfriends at mizzou who actively participate in excessive binge drinking, finessing bottle service, and frequent visits to a local zebra. they are extremely entertaining if approached with the right attitude, but can come across as terrifying to outside observers. when one is spotted, it is guaranteed more are in close proximity as they never do anything by themselves. they are grade A schemers, masters of finesse, and relentless in their pursuits. they also enjoy laying collectively, going for long walks to the bar, and relaxing during monday night bachelor viewing times. if they take too much of an interest or liking to you, be prepared to constantly be harassed in numbers. other places they can be found: the big tree, ellis library, squid roe in cabo san lucas, the rise on 9th, their regularly reserved booth in the attic at myhouse nightclub and sports bar, b12, willies, 24 E stewart road.
"oh no... the herd just walked in"
"the herd is going to the attic tonight"
"herd up"
"hooves up!"
by tyreedesmuke April 26, 2019
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Herd Boy

Loves to fuck animals in the back of the barn during fall festivals.
by zinq May 10, 2021
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Challenging the herd with new and bold thinking

Being racist
White writer: "I am challenging the herd with new and bold thinking"
- "So you are racist and think a poc is 'culturally appropriating' white people by bleaching their hair."
by Unheardofbs September 21, 2022
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Ben Herd

A cranbrok aluminium graduating class of 2025. A well known sprinting partiality on a night out. A hide and seek enthusiast and a great guy overall
Mikey: yo bro you know who i really miss right now

Jet: no who

Mikey: ben herd
by jancer67 October 6, 2025
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