Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".
Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015

by angryrancor September 9, 2021

Hey yo. Joey. That chic we met at the bar friday ..well i took her home and grandpa dad and i had a four way with her. She turned out to be a real hat trick hootchie
by M I sofakingweetodded May 21, 2017

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011

by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016

A goal, assist, and a fight.
Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy
Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job
Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy
Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job
by Abbjmt May 23, 2021

Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018
