hat trick

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".

Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!

by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015

MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.

"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"

by angryrancor September 9, 2021

Hat trick hootchie

A woman that has sex with 3 generations of a single family granpa dad and college aged son

Hey yo. Joey. That chic we met at the bar friday ..well i took her home and grandpa dad and i had a four way with her. She turned out to be a real hat trick hootchie

by M I sofakingweetodded May 21, 2017

Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net

All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!

by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011

lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once

God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!

by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016

Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

by Abbjmt May 23, 2021

top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.

Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.

by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018