Skip to main content

jailhouse hat trick

Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting
by TheHolyMess May 2, 2016
mugGet the jailhouse hat trickmug.

Polish hat trick

Getting tea-bagged three different times because you fell asleep at a party.
Mike fell asleep at midnight, so the guys gave him a Polish hat trick.
by potentiallydead March 13, 2013
mugGet the Polish hat trickmug.

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
mugGet the toilet hat-trick bullseyemug.

hat trick

getting blackout drunk 3 nights in a row (usually thursday friday and saturday).
Dude I’m gonna be hungover for a week after I pulled that hat trick this weekend.
by UltimateSlayer4848 April 8, 2022
mugGet the hat trickmug.

Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.
I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!
by 220swifty August 7, 2022
mugGet the Natural hat trickmug.

Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!
by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011
mugGet the Glenn Hat Trickmug.

lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once
God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!
by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016
mugGet the lohan hat trickmug.

Share this definition