Holy Harold

When performing a hot carl and accidentally make a hole in your plastic wrap.

My boyfriend was performing a hot Carl and accidentally ripped a hole in the plastic wrap and gave me a Holy Harold.

by Harry's Anchor August 16, 2018

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richard harold pirington

a literal monkey that can scale walls without difficulty but likes big hero 6 a bit too much, aunt cass in particular.

ur such a richard harold pirington u like aunt cass way too much.

by aunt cass's ass 123456789 May 3, 2022

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Harold parker

Harold parker is a popular gay cruising location located in North andover. Lots of excitement can be found in the trails or its parking lots if you know what to look for.

Hey man want to meet me at harold parker. Yes i have been looking for a good fuck

by china1234 December 2, 2021

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Harold Bishop Syndrome

When you forget something

What was I supposed to be doing today, Dam Harold Bishop Syndrome

by itsarcher91 July 31, 2024

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Harold Patrick

Someone who would get a tattoo that says “fuck the police” if it would gain him acceptance from black people

Harold Patrick is cool, he hates the police, he even got a tattoo saying so.

by badboyzoed February 29, 2024

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aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).

This William “Harold” Johnson is a real cuck.

by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018

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