Similar to John Doe, in that the name can be used in any situation requiring an anonymous identity, or in situations where the individual's identity is unknown.
"I didn't want the credit card company to know my real name so I signed the application as Hagstrom Hagsworth"
"Damn that dude is drunk. Someone get Hagstrom Hagsworth to his room!"
"Damn that dude is drunk. Someone get Hagstrom Hagsworth to his room!"
by Hagstrom Hagsworth August 30, 2005
Get the Hagstrom Hagsworth mug.The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.
Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?
Mike: Of course, my friend, why?
Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'
Mike: Certainly!
Mike: Of course, my friend, why?
Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'
Mike: Certainly!
by JaLiv6 December 31, 2010
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Coming from the word Hamstring. Hamstringed is the past tense of being Hamstrung. IE, to be slowed down by act of receiving hamstring. Once you are Hamstringed, your movement is slowed by up to 50%. This effect will usually last for about 45 seconds. During this time, you are more likely to get owned, pwnd, and/or phwned by someone who is not hamstrung, thus give them the advantage to move at default speed.
Person A: Hey, come over here before we get caught.
Person B: Ok, OMW
Person A: Oh no!!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: Oh shit!, I’m hamstringed son!!
Person B: Well, come over here, we can hide
Person A: I’m hamstringed!!
Person B: ???
Person A: I’M HAMSTRINGED!!
Person A: Hamstringed
Person B: ...
Person B: Ok, OMW
Person A: Oh no!!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: Oh shit!, I’m hamstringed son!!
Person B: Well, come over here, we can hide
Person A: I’m hamstringed!!
Person B: ???
Person A: I’M HAMSTRINGED!!
Person A: Hamstringed
Person B: ...
by ZzFive03 May 2, 2006
Get the hamstringed mug.When your friend or roommate is laying the pipe and it sounds more like a hamster furiously spinning its wheel than a trip to slamsterdam.
"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah man, my roommate had a chick over and I was forced to stay up late and listen to him hamsterslam her"
"Nah man, my roommate had a chick over and I was forced to stay up late and listen to him hamsterslam her"
by LPawnShopL March 22, 2010
Get the Hamsterslam mug.the look a girl (or guy) gives when looking up while sucking your cock (resembles a hamster in a cage)
by rob magnum May 25, 2012
Get the hamster eyes mug.Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).
by GingerMcNeill August 31, 2012
Get the Hamster-Huffing mug.(n.) the act of masturbating not because you're sexually aroused, but because you're just so happy you have to touch yourself.
Jamie: what are your plans this afternoon?
Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!
Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!
by Happy Slappin May 2, 2014
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