Spam halberd

the penis. See halberd or halbard Cognate with spam javelin. A faintly historical version of spam hammer or mischief mallet etc

"'twas a mighty impressive spam halberd he shewed"

by sparrohawk October 15, 2006

Ethan Halverson

A celebrity that does nothing besides grow and smoke weed, and consumes drugs on a daily basis such as cocaine, acid, shrooms, molly, and prescription pills. Above all that, he's actually really smart and everyone loves him. Once in awhile finds a hot bitch to smash

Hey did you go over to Ethan Halverson's last night?
-Nah man I need to take a break from doing drugs.

by Julius Caesar Salad January 31, 2015

James Duncan Halpert

The best character on office and a part of the best couple to ever exist pb and j!
Also the biggest part of my life that brings me so much joy and happiness and laughter and just peace that I can never ever be thankful enough for this wonderful and amazing person and all the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious things they do.

James Duncan Halpert is that cute boy with the messy hair.

by Chotti June 11, 2021

Halfro

Paulie Bleaker
=
A kid with a bunch of loser curls
that I absolutely adore

Paul has the most awesomest Halfro ever

by drama_princess June 15, 2008

Jim Halpert

Acted by John Krasinski, Jim Halpert is a character on The Office based on Tim Canterbury from the original British show. Perhaps the only "normal" and rather sane and intelligent person in the office run by regional manager Michael Scott, Jim spends his time playing pranks on annoying coworker Dwight Schrute and flirting with receptionist and later saleswoman Pam Halpert (née Beesly).

On Facebook: Officism (Church of Jim Halpert)
Jim Halpert is the Quintessence of Perfection.

by crazylazymonkey June 8, 2010

Hallerizer Deluxe 3000

Halerizer Deluxe 3000 is a combination sex maneuver where the man drops a Cleveland Steamer on the women's breasts. The poop allows for an easy titty fuck. After he finishes on her chin, causing a white streak to resemble the facial hair style of a flavour savor, he takes his dirty penis and applies a Dirty Sanchez using it as if it were a paint brush or pencil. She then proceeds to lick her breasts clean of all fecal matter. Once finish she will appear to have a brown mustache and a white flavour savor from her mouth to her chin.

Dane performed a Hallerizer Deluxe 3000 on his girlfriend Ally. Needless to say she became sick the next day from consuming human feces.

by Clysidious McMurphy December 15, 2008

halfers-on-a-henry

Half an 8th of Mary Jane. it's the greatest thing to do when your broke

Matt asked J Money if he could go halfers-on-a-henry

by baby baby baby jesus September 12, 2009