The Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Hail Mary Dynamite".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Hailed

Same meaning as stunned, or stupid

Man Jeremy is hailed how it possible to be that stupid

by Kundert10 December 2, 2016

Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.

Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.

by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023

hail apex

The name of a predator best known for fucking up bitches

You look like a hail apex

by Anonymous anomalies June 13, 2017

Nut Hail Mary

When you ejaculate across the room and into the anal cavity of either a male or a female.

My bitch wanted a nut hail mary so I threw it.

by Legiitz September 15, 2018

Project Hail Mary

A really good book with a star and a rock and stuff.

"Hey have you read Project Hail Mary?"
"No"
"You should its really good"
"Dave this is the tenth time you've told me this. Please stop"

by SethBloc September 8, 2021

Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.

“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”

by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020