Hail Hoots!

Hail Hoots! Our mighty god of the Terrorvortex! May he save us from the evil wizard Zargothrax!

Person A: my mom just got killed by the Death Knights of Crail.

Person B: Hail Hoots!

Person A: Hail Hoots!

by Zargothrax Did Nothing Wrong May 7, 2024

Hail Kickler

When you raise your foot into the air to "Hail Hitler", but because it is with your foot, it is Kickler.

The offensive friend sent his German friend a picture of his foot in the air with the caption " Hail Kickler", in a bad attempt at an offensive joke based on the German friends' heritage.

by IfkIfk March 18, 2023

A Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "A Hail Mary Dynamite".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Hails

a person that can slay sometimes
an avid reader of SOME of sir robert frost's poems
prone to being brainwashed
if you know a hails, you need to get out of her walls and run as far as you can !

hey did you see Hails?
no i think she just jumped out of the window !

by haileyhailsey August 1, 2022

Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girl’s face

Brad: How’d the date go last night?
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*

by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021

Dippin' Dots Hail

Tiny pellets of hail that are similar in size and appearance as Dippin' Dots.

I know DIppin' Dots hail is just frozen water droplets, but they probably taste better than their birthday cake flavor.

by guy from the twin cities April 21, 2023

Nut Hail Mary

When you ejaculate across the room and into the anal cavity of either a male or a female.

My bitch wanted a nut hail mary so I threw it.

by Legiitz September 15, 2018