guido

people who think they're cool even though they're not very good dancers, have out of style haircuts, and are extremely greasy.

If you go to a dance club, you are bound to see guidos attempting to dance and sweating and smelling funny.

by Fankie C January 15, 2007

guido

small cocky gorilla/monkey like creatures that are associated with the maub and have extremely small dicks but say that they are huge, 65% of the time all guidos have in their pants is a deep, pink, fish-taco smelling tunnel, this tunnel blows out a fish-taco smelling wind after the guido is through with his mexican slave (Fabio)in the bed

G-Man:i cant wait to go whack those guidos
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!

by guido killa March 28, 2008

Guido Calhoun

A slur for a person of both Irish and Italian descent.

"Yo, where'd Patty and Gina go?"
"They're in the bathroom, making little Guido Calhouns."

by Imbnd July 25, 2007

guido

lame wannabe italian guys.

robert is a guido because of the way he dresses

by james girado September 16, 2009

Guido skanking

A Guido boy who dances like someone would at a SKA fest only he has more gel in his hair. It is usually a mix of arm pumping in the air and the usual dance off moves. You can see this at an Long Island club when they begin to play Cascada.

OMG GET READY! they just put on house music so the guido skanking will begin soon!

by Lizardo January 18, 2006

guynocologist

1. A proctologist

2. One who studies the mangina

"I'm going to get my prostate checked out; time to go see my guynacologist"

by spades_the_guy September 5, 2005

Shinobi Guido Gangster

A mix of Asian, Black, and Guido. A Black Ninja wearing Chanel earrings and Spiked Hair. They are also good with all types of weapons. Swords, Guns(Glocks), Shurikens, Kunai, and their spiked hair too.

What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.

Jakub: Hey Scott, did you just hear something?
Scott: No, why?

(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)

Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!

(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)

by The Shinobi Guido Gangster January 28, 2010