GumperJumper

An inflatable jumper half-filled with mentally diagnosed retarded adults, and half-filled with conscious thinking adults, all having sex with the other, with the female partner bouncing as high up and down as they can on the male genitalia.

Morgan: Hey David, Samantha invited me to a GumperJumper tomorrow night, wanna go have sex with some normal people?
David: eughh uhhhhh ergummmm yeth David I wan go thumping with yew.

by PublicToiletLicker August 16, 2025

Gaper your Bingzoid

To stretch a man's anus wide enough to fit your head inside

Hey boy, I'm gonna gaper your bingzoid

by Landon De Loume August 27, 2025

Grapery

An area with a high population of pedophiles.

Epsteins Island can be considered the crown jewel grapery on Earth.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

shumper gumper

A very cute and spoiled kid

Boy that beny myers sure is spoiled and misbehaved.
Yes he does enjoy acting like a shumper gumper.

by kbens March 5, 2012

Big Gulpers

1. Alcoholic Canadians
2. Someone who drinks the "Big Gulps"
3. Someone who will swallow a dumpster full of cum.

1. Everyone at the party was so shitfaced that they all must have been Big Gulpers.
2. The Big Gulper came in the convenience store every hour to refill her cup.
3. He was dubbed a Big Gulper after being dared to swallow the mother load.

by Brittany Zappulla October 21, 2012

anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016

The Gumper

When one has intense, vigorous sexual intercourse with themselves or their partner to the point where they lose all cognitive recognition.

"I remember the time Johnny gave himself The Gumper down behind my dad's camper with the life-sized blow up doll of Nicolas cage."

Honey, if you give me another Gumper I may never snap out of it.

Thanks babe, can I have another Gumper?

by Pseudosaur May 30, 2018