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grumpy gabe

a grumpy gabe is a person who is always upset and always wants to ruin other people's days
Person 1: wow that girl is so cute
Person 2: um don't you have a boyfriend
Person 1: don't be such a grumpy gabe
by deputy_cute_stuff November 17, 2020
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Grumpy Member

Grumpy Member

/ˈɡrəmpē ˈmembər/

noun

def. A penis with fecal matter on it.
The Grumpy Member smelled poorly, a washing was in order.
by Himchickenrich May 10, 2022
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Grumpy Schneiderman

When an angry Matthew becomes irate. Possibly caused by other poeples. You never know what will provoke a grumpy schneiderman but when it goes down people die and being a bone duster, the bodies will be disposed of easily and without question.
Mike: What's going on over there
Pablo: Looks like there's and altercation of some sorts

Mike: Holy crap he just grumpy schneiderman'd his ass let's get the F* outta here
Pblo: roger that
by assman19 October 24, 2011
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Grumpy man cigar

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢
Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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Butt Grumpy

The mood someone is in when they have lingering diarrhea, which results in an irritation due to over wiping.
Charles will not be able to attend his yoga class today because he is rather butt grumpy.
by darth duder May 7, 2011
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double grumpy

To take an extra large voluptuous extremely painful and sometimes explosive poop in your pants
That taco johns went right through me, I gotta go to a double grumpy.
by mogerbitch2 January 12, 2020
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Grumpy uncle

A grumpy uncle is a 13lb tabby male cat with a penchant for canvas bags and heated seats.
This grumpy uncle kegels is really enjoying his meow mix!
by Needle maiden April 22, 2024
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