Gronk

An absolute fucking wanker nobody loves and is dead inside

The ibis is a picnic-wreaking gronk

by Psidonym September 30, 2018

gronk

when the poo in your bottom reaches the water in the toilet whilst still in your anus

Tully just gronked

by Xx_slaydemons_xX September 2, 2018

Gronk

To give away ones drugs, preferable gurners, without charge at a party or gathering.

“Hey how was the party this weekend”
“It was great, Keith gronked us all”

by Loco El Stoto May 17, 2018

Gronk cunt

Usually the type of person to crash your vx Holden commodore into a fence

Steven: mate that gronk cunt crashed my vx into a fence aye

Micheal: actual

Steven: yeah full on

by Full on aye June 27, 2020

Gronk

Noun: A boss in muck by dani.
Verb: Slicing someone's dick off.

Someone: I hate gronk
Other Guy: Yeah, he gronked me.

by MunshunMan March 5, 2023

Gronk

Uneeb is a gronk

Uneeb is a gronky bonky slonky gongy grongy gronk

by Stupid uneeb May 13, 2024

Gronk

A complete loser and try-hard who has low self-esteem and minimal confidence in themselves. Will do anything to please someone and has no opinion of their own. Often broke, of low-intelligence and limited prospects for success. The embarrassing moron of the group that everyone pretends they don't actually know

When one approaches your group waving and smiling:

You: Check out this gronk!
Your mate: Ha what a gronk
You: How's this gronk, acting like he knows us?!
Your mate: Keep walkin fukn gronk!

by The_A_Team July 24, 2016