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The Gronk

A character used in Russian folklore and found in ancient Egyptian stories.

A being gifted with supernatural abilities that is considered immortal. A legendary being capable of inhuman feats of strength.

A creature that mango farmers in Brazil are commonly on the lookout for due to it’s habit of stealing large amounts of mangos.

Gronks, are a special forces unit in certain militaries.
1. Go to bed now, or the Gronk will come for you!

2. Keep your yogurt away from where you sleep, or the Gronk may find you.

3. Look! In the trees! I can see El Gronko, he’s got the mangos!(The gronk is referred to as El Gronko in some countries)

4. Watch out for that guy, I heard he was once a Gronk.
by anonymous November 28, 2021
mugGet the The Gronkmug.

Gronk

Verb. To absolutely just obliterate anything, own the moment, dominate a place, and just be the most alpha in a situation
"Yo how did you do in that exam?" "Gronked it bro that shit was cake"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
by Zeus, Alpha of Gods December 15, 2018
mugGet the Gronkmug.

Gronk

Another term used for a Gregory
by 11sugardaddy_.11 July 12, 2021
mugGet the Gronkmug.
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board is a way to start a sentence. You only use this on special occasions. or when your rizzing up someone.
O My GOD YOU HAVE level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board. You are next leval
by March 26, 2024
mugGet the level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boardmug.

gronk

An affectionate terminology used by correctional officers to describe or address their clients.
Look at that crim what a gronk

Come over here you gronk
by roger3legs March 18, 2011
mugGet the gronkmug.

Baby Gronk

The rizz god, typically rizzes up Livvy Dunne and other level 10 gyats.
by Curtis Tubbs June 3, 2024
mugGet the Baby Gronkmug.

gronk

'ya bloody Gronk Mitchell who told you to stick your dick in a blender!'
by huiuhui March 16, 2022
mugGet the gronkmug.

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