Schrödinger's grenade

When you purposely leave a used condom inside a females vagina after sex. Applying Schrödinger's paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.

Jesse: G'day mate, so how was last night?
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.

by SpanishTwat November 15, 2017

Granada

High standards. Beautiful or handsome. They type of person who is very friendly. Can be a bitch tho. Friends with many. A lot of people get jealous of a Granada. Very successful and determined. Fashionista. Music junke. Awkwardly funny. The best.

Boy number 1: "Oh she's a bad bitch."
Boy number 2: "No dawg, shes a Granada."

by mr.cooldoe May 24, 2011

fart grenade

Farting in ones hand while keeping it contained and putting it in someones face.

Andy's fart grenade made Josh pass out

by Andrew Stump June 28, 2005

grenade

an ugly girl that is jumped on for the sake of your friends. Similar to the times of war when the enemy tosses a grenade over the lines and a comrade jumps on it to ensure teh safety of others.

You owe me dude, i jumped on teh grenade last time!!!

by pmcdon1 May 19, 2005

Gut Grenade

bad or hevly upseting food you have eaten to cause explosive diarrhea. also afeliated with the toco bell's big bell value menu. or a.k.a gas station
baritos.

that food was a gut grenade.

by crab152003 February 13, 2007

grenade puller

A male who takes one for the team! An individual at a party who fucks the fat chicks to keep her sexy ass friends around for his boys.

Skrizz: "Man ! I had the best sex EVER last night! She was smokin'!"

JB: "Thank god your cuz was there to save the party. He is a great grenade puller."

by Middlefinger December 13, 2005

Grenade Call

Taking someone else's phone and calling some random person and throwing it where its hard to get to, like throwing a grenade. This will cause the phone owner to run to get there phone and if the other person awnsers it will be akward for them to explain what happened

dial amy , throw it behind the chair and shout "grenade call!"

by GavMcS April 22, 2010