Grandma's little helper

When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.

I took an extra-long shower today to make sure grandma's little helper came along.

by Jason in Denver April 8, 2017

Grandma’s Drapes

Saggy vaginal lips.

That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.

I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2017

Grandma's Chili

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.

There's nothing better than having some of grandma's chili after a nice morning at Church.

by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018

Grandma cum fountain

A grandma inside a jerk circle that gets cummed on to form a fountain.

Me and my friends had a grandma cum fountain at my house last night

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 7, 2018

Grandma Lesbian

A type of lesbian categorized as a smol bean with little to no social media and or use of technology. They wear cute little glasses for the aesthetic and probably thrift shop. They love cats and hot tea. They also usually have curly hair.

Kate McKinnon is such a little grandma lesbian, I love her so much.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.

by lesbean May 15, 2019

grandmeow

what you call yourself to your children's kittycats

hello my little Grandkitty did you miss Grandmeow? I missed you

by kitt980 October 16, 2020

grandmat

grandma x mat

grandmat

by shsl gae January 15, 2021