Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.

EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"

by oobyek March 1, 2014

grams cracka

A grams cracka is a very white grandma!!!! You know who they are.

*on the freeway in the fast lane*
"Why is this person going soooo slowly"
*passes*
"Ohhhhhh she's a grams cracka"

by Jojo33 July 17, 2015

Gram-boozled

Being bamboozled by someone's pictures on Instagram.

Oh my god isn't that the hot chick you follow on Instagram?

Wait, her face ain't that cute and her body looks nothing like her pictures...

We've been gram-boozled.

by JBeasty August 2, 2015

hefty gram

a person that bullshits/is a paigon or a fat bitch

girl 1: you see that girl Sade she is such a 'hefty gram'
girl 2: yeah when she said she was sick she was in nandos with Alicia and enakss

by Marie-Pier Reid March 22, 2016

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

'gram

Short for Instagram

A kid on the 'gram put me a like yesterday.

by Creta March 11, 2019

A gram of Buisson

Commonly refers to a gram of illegal substance. This may be a drug or a high-level, high potency chemical weapon.

Usually forbidden by most states.

Girl: "Hey whats up, you the plug?"
Plug: "Yeah whats good"
Girl: "I need a gram of Buisson"

Plug: "Fuck you retarded? Not on the phone *Hangs Up*"

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018