Glutentarged

When you get killed by gluten in german products.

My friend got glutentarged by imported German bread.

by ITSAME123 December 30, 2020

glutesy

Extremely funny and fruity streamer

haha glutesy is so sussy today

by kritty witty uwu owo September 10, 2021

Glutesy

The raddest dude on all of Twitch. He is a super chill dude that vibes with chat

Man, that Glutesy stream was awesome!

by Donkey_Rancher September 10, 2021

Gluten Slut

Someone with the opposite of a gluten intolerance. A person who enjoys gluten so much, food ethics may be set aside for the sake of consuming gluten.

A gluten slut loves all forms of gluten, not just including bread and pasta but also gluten-containing condiments like soy sauce.

I'm such a gluten slut lol, I love bread and rice. I'm so lucky I don't have a reaction to it otherwise I'd be a sad girl.

by wheresmygundam March 17, 2022

Superbowl Gluttony

Spending the entirety of the Super Bowl not watching the game, but eating the provided food.

I try to watch the game, I really do. But when you see the kitchen table lined up with fattening snack foods, it can quickly turn into a nasty case of Superbowl Gluttony.

by SoulDestroy March 12, 2012

Bisectional Glutophilia

The fetish for half-assing things. Could be figurative( appreciates little amount of effort, similar to attraction to bad boys) or literal( attracted to people w/ one buttcheek)

Not to be confused with the love of gluten.

She's got bisectional glutophilia; the less they care, the better they are.
It's hard to find women who interest me; bisectional glutaphilia really narrows the dating pool

by daCheminist April 17, 2017

No Gluten On Mars

After much debate in the scientific community Mr Graham Roach proved once and for all time on 28.01.2022 that Mars is indeed safe for Corliacs.

I feared going to Mars as I wasn’t sure if it would meet my gluten free needs. But I was delighted to discover that there is no gluten on Mars.

by Bring-Rown-Beer February 2, 2022