farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023

glips

1. The femanine version of busting balls.
2. Vagina lips -giny lips
3. Roman saying no to a skins game cause it's too cold-a.k.a PUSSY!

1. Oh honey, I am just bustin' your glips!
2. Damn Roman, you just bite my giny lips.
3. Roman you're a fuckin' glips.

by BDUTS January 1, 2008

gripe wipe

The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.

"Excuse me dude, it's 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping...I need a gripe wipe NOW.

"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."

"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"

by WordWally June 5, 2009

Road Glide

Harley Davidsons best kept secret

nobody knows how well a Road Glide rides except an owner of one

by shipyardtrash777 June 17, 2013

Sugar Glider

A young female at or around the age of 18 who often lies about her age in order to gain entry to bars in order to flirt/hook up with older guys. Often found in a bar, the name stems from the Sugar Glider's tendency to be fairly new to the world of alcohol, and as a result, she can often be found drinking the most sickeningly sweet concoctions available at the bar, and will refuse beer of any kind. Accompanied by older siblings that helped sneak her in, the Sugar Glider's companions often are too drunk or preoccupied to realize she is masquerading as a 21 year old college junior. The Sugar Glider's main targets are healthy looking males in the 21-26 age range. The damage is twofold: 1) The unsuspecting male may run into very serious legal problems depending on the actual age of the sugar glider. 2) The companions will take flak from friends and family the next day for allowing the Sugar Glider out of their sight long enough to create trouble. If you suspect you have encountered a Sugar Glider, it is best to playfully attempt to verify her age by looking at her ID, asking her companions her age, or by asking her questions about things in life outside of high school. Sugar Gliders often exhibit signs of being drunker and louder than anyone else in the bar, and are known for often spilling their drinks on the floor or other people and playfully squealing "Ohhhh maaah gawwwd. I'm sooo sorrrry!".

I made out with some chick at the bar last night. It's a good thing things didn't go any further because she turned out to be a Sugar Glider.

by HunkasaurusSex January 12, 2009

Glipax

A glipax is a word used when swearing is just not naughty enough. It is basically another word used for a fat shit head who is a loser and has no friends.

'Dude, your such a fucking glipax.'

by Hazilly June 15, 2009

Glize

Adjective - The amazing feeling of being high in the backseat of a car at night with friends on the way to get food with music playing and you're looking out the window

Person 1: Hey dude last night's hang was so much fun.
Person 2: Yea i was feeling so glize on the way to get tacos.

by Swan Piranha February 14, 2015