gerrited

The act of getting screwed by a shitty code review software system. Most commonly Gerrit.

"I approved your checkin, did it merge yet?"
"Na, I got fucking gerrited."

by TRON September 4, 2012

gerbil jamming

If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!

Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!

by the master jammer November 17, 2006

gerbil stuffing

see entry for feltching re "inserting live rodent". It is considered my many that this is the correct term and that calling it feltching is a mistake.

by Keith November 17, 2006

Garbito

Something that is just really stupid and does not make sense.

Speaker 1: Did you know, your made out of fire?

Speaker 2: That is absolute garbito!

by DBZGoku August 16, 2016

hung like a bull gerbil

It is simply the opposite of being hung like a gerbil. A man with small genitals. But if he says it about himself he is a confident man who hits the G-spot everytime.

I am hung like a bull gerbil, i hit the g-spot everytime.

by thefunnybrothers November 4, 2013

gerbil stuffer

richard gere

nathan lane stuffed a gerbil in his engored, heaving ass. george w sucks donkeys and richard gere.

by bob probert November 17, 2006

gerbilanating

To be looking after, or caring, or stroking (petting) your pet gerbils.

Hi, what's up?
Just Gerbilanating

by Jack Moore - MacFever June 18, 2008