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Saran-gasm

A Saran-gasm is the orgasm TWO guys have when one of them is wrapped completely nude in Saran-wrap, and the other dude fucks his mouth and jacks him off until they both have euphoric boner-gasms.
My soccer team-mates gave me a Saran-gasm this afternoon after practice! I was sooo ... hot - my body and our dicks!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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lude-gasm

A lude-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he stays at his brother's apartment on Russian Hill in San Francisco, takes a Quaalude, goes to a gay dance bar on Polk St, meets a guy, goes home with him, goes to bed wih him, gets fucked in his boy-hole, sucks the guy's dick while jacking off until both guys have ludegasmic ludegasms.
One time when I was in the City, I visited my brother and did a lude - later in the night, I had a cumtastic lude-gasm while sucking this dude's cock!
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
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Viagra-gasm

A Viagra-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes 300/mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, and jacks off and has an awesome cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, gave me Viagra and jacked me off and I had an awesome Viagra-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021
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star-gasm

A star-gasm is the awesome release of cum that occurs when a guy gets stoned, jacks off and blows his load -- he sees stars!
Wow! I smoked some Shake, had a cumgasm, and had a star-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
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dark-gasm

A dark-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he has a cumgasm in the dark.
I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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non-gasm

A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.
Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.
At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
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