fuzz thomson

Someone who hates losing, being wrong, or otherwise not being the star or smartest person in the room.

I know the Cowboys lost, but you’re being a real Fuzz Thomson right now.

by Chipmunk all star August 22, 2021

fuzz fucker

Anyone who ingages in bestiality.

So, I heard you like Sarah.

I did, turns out she's a fuzz fucker.

by Anarchist pudding May 3, 2017

fuzz farm

the unshaven area above the wiggly meatstick and/or the lady puff

i shave my fuzz farm into a heart shape for my bf

by suckmynonexistentcock August 6, 2016

fuzz rino

A girl that you fuck with occasionally. Then find her another man to fuck with.

"Hey, have you found a fuzz rino for me yet?"
"Haha not yet!"

by Stephan Williams September 21, 2016

Crisis Fuzz

The sudden onslaught of facial hair growth brought upon by a coupling of stress and man's failure to groom himself adequately

"I reckon Jenna's made Dave sleep on the couch again. Look at the Crisis Fuzz he's got going on!"

by RMF15 June 1, 2015

Peach Fuzz

A young man generally with alot of fuzzy hair on his face. Usually the hair is white. Usually the person also has giant eyes.

Ben has a lot of peach fuzz on his face.

by joe cashmir November 27, 2011

Fuzz Knuckle

One who speaks ridiculous obnoxious jibber-jabber, making you want to fiercely smack them and burn their chickens.

Pinky: "WTF?! It rains in the ocean???

Zane: "Dude, shut up fuzz knuckle, or I'll burn your chickens"

by Fellowship of the Chicken January 19, 2009