Big Bax Funerals is a very successful funeral business. It prides itself on making funerals fun and not giving refunds. They also turn your relatives into minerals. We have millions of Oscars for the business and we make little to no money. We have many grammy awards from are jingle used to promote really amazing business. We get a total of 1 million customers a day which is really good for the business as we make a lot of friends along the way. This superstar business was founded by Big Bax, Ralfano, Maxipad and Ernie
BIG BAX FUNERAL LYRICS
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

When your daughter dies of cancer

and you cannot find the answer

Call Big Bax

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Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)
by augh123456789 September 8, 2022
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When something's a major turn off for a someone( mostly girls).
Nate was being a total vagina funeral when he started dancing.
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Funeral-Istic;

1. Something (generally clothing) black, Gothic, or equally depressing that would be something you'd see at a funeral.

2. When someone is depressed- not necessarily because of a recent death- and holes up in their room and hardly eats.

3. Something creepy, eerie, or ominous.
1. Why does she wear funeral-istic clothes so much?

2.She's been so funeral-listic lately, she didn't even eat the cake I baked her. She has to be depressed.

3. That ghost town is seriously funeral-istic.

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Convincingly so THE OBJECT OF LIFE IS TO DIE AS AN INDIVIDUAL?
Test the hypothesis in the next definition as this is full explosive destruction of any presence as the FUNERAL GHOST will either be on the left of the equals or the right side of the equals for the PEDOPHILE ALAN ISRAEL WALDMAN . It depends on not the middle as that is taken for the operation.
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Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads
Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)
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When you massacre a neighboring clan and pile up the body's ( generally a threat)
I will through you and your clan In a funeral pile
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