Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.

Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

by Epimone July 5, 2019

Grandma Sticker

The roast to end someone’s existence, usually related to a subject that the person is self-conscious about. Reserved for the most heated of arguments due to the often dire consequences of using the grandma sticker.

“I had enough of his shit, so I hit him with the grandma sticker. He hasn’t talked to me since”

by Frost2718 May 8, 2018

grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.

"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."

by Teekums February 2, 2017

grandma driver

hands at 10 & two on the steering wheel and hunched over to see out the windshield

Chris Craig is a grandma driver when he goes on roadtrips

by dictionarious December 18, 2008

Grandma's Tux

A grandma that ties her saggy ass breasts in a bow tie.

Grandma's Tux was quite elegant, despite the fact of these corroding breasts to be black with rot.

I ejaculated all over my chickens the first time I caught a glimpse of granda's tux behind her shed.

by Spectre Nuggs July 23, 2011

Grandma Noma

1. The greatest lady in the world according to some!!
2. A style of shooting a basketball, similar to a "granny shot". In which the ball seldom makes it in the basket.

1. Tim loves his Grandma Noma!

2. "Did you see Tim shoot for Grandma Noma?"
"Yes, I thought he was gonna make it this time."

by jiggalove May 14, 2005

Grandma Muff

It's self explanatory. An old woman's vagina. Originated from South Park's "It's a Jersey Thing"

Those panties make me look like I have a grandma muff

by ScUmFoX October 19, 2010