Floating tip

when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.

its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.

by Chaz January 5, 2005

Floating Tall Tee

n. a person of African American descent, wearing a really big shirt, often referred to as "Tall Tee".

The point at which when you happen to look outside and only see a shirt magically floating through the air. Not being able to see whos actually wearing the shirt, aka a floating tall tee.

by Punkchunkz October 16, 2008

Flotting

The act of pretending to not know what someone is talking about.

I can see that you are flotting. I know that you know what I am talking about

by WillisH October 26, 2012

Floridong

A nickname for the state of Florida.

The last time I was in Floridong, I got white girl wasted!

by Machtung August 2, 2019

Flirting

When a guy likes a girl, or a girl likes a guy, that they don't know too well, they will flirt with them to put themselves in a better light. They can also bullshit slightly to make themselves look better without thinking about the long term effects of the lie.

It is extreemly painful for someone's ex to hear that the person they've just broken up with is flirting with someone else and just letting them find out the hard way.

Flirting:
1) Guy: Hey
Girl: Hi
Guy: I do athletics for the local sports team, I'm the best there, you should coem see us
Girl: Okay
2) Guy: *Sees tweets from the girl to another guy with kisses at the end* I know about this other guy now, thanks for telling me
Girl: I didn't want to hurt you
Guy: Well how do you think that tuned out?

by John Bryan August 16, 2012

Flirting

Ancient warfare women use to destroy men by inflating or deflating men’s egos in order to make them feel attractive or inadequate.

Also known as seduction.

That woman has been flirting with her boss all morning.

She only flirts with married men.

We caught this one flirting with her boyfriend’s best friend.

by Fact Based Person May 9, 2018

Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.

You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.

by Train montage April 17, 2009