Flapjack

A cute blond female, with an extreme Asian fetish whom barks like a dog and meows like a cat frequently. Also prone to destroying entire bags of deep fried food in one sitting.

Yo, look at Flapjack over there getting flapjacked by those to Asian dudes.

by Noodles123456 June 30, 2010

flapjack

(noun) A soggy pancake that has been thrown at a wall (and sticks to it).

God, look at all the flapjacks in her living room. I wonder how much batter that took.

by Kendanium p March 8, 2008

flapjack

to take someone's backpack and take out alll its contents then proceed to put the backpack inside out then put the contents back in. also to make it extra fun you can place the flapjacked backpack in a nearby garbage bin. 9 out of 10 times the person who got flapjacked will be pissed to the max.

today, me and zach flapjacked cindys backpack while she was in the bathroom. she was so pissed as we watched her from the window angrily putting her backpack back together

by backpack burglar September 13, 2009

Flapjack

An idiot in one form or another that drives like a complete imbecile.

"c'mon Flapjack, get with the program and pick a damned lane!"

by Ryan December 20, 2003

Flapjack

Flapjack was created by the residents of the B Wing of the 3rd floor of Northern Arizona's McConnell hall. It is a term of endearment, but also a sharp tounged insult.

*Clay spills milk all over Jordan's Nintendo*

Damnit! Way to go flapjack!

by Jordan Thomas November 15, 2004

Flapjacket

A coat made of pancakes

My flapjacket is super yummy

by Soylent_Magenta May 24, 2017

Flap’jacker

A person that talks smack, over dramatizes and instigates

Why are you such a flap’jacker?

{ flap’jack, flap’jacking}

by dizybits May 30, 2018