Flapjack

a fake ass person that switches up like a pancake

Dude 1: bruh really went to see infinity war with the fuck boys in an Audi

Dude 2: he a flapjack

Dude 3: Deadass my guy ....... let’s go to buffalo spot

by cesarcpt June 1, 2018

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Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.

“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”

by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018

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Alaskan Flapjack

The act of slapping your penis against your lovers cheek, before shoving it up their nose and ejaculating into their nasal cavity.

"Bro I just got an Alaskan Flapjack by Derek"

by pseupoo July 1, 2025

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Flapjack

An insult. Used to say "loser" or "chach".

"Hey flapjack, get outta my way before I pound your face into the dumpster outback."

by Synjin the Skeleton May 1, 2017

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Bombay Flapjack

Crapping into someone's mouth

he says - "Hello Dear what would you like to eat today"
she says - "Hmmmm, think I'll have a bombay flapjack
He says - "open your mooth then you dorty hoo-er"
she says - "yum yum!"

by Ivegotalovverylbunchofcoconuts June 4, 2009

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