Elizabeth's imaginary friend Jennifer obviously isn't real, but it keeps her sane to think she is. Jennifer is finctional.
by Ricky Spaniiiiish June 5, 2017
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Get the finchcatgames mug.An over weight, middle aged women or man that has little to no self confidence. They often divert to their cell phone or smart watch when they feel threatened and may or may not duct tape their breasts to hide sexual identity. Please note that these individuals are extremely self conscious and if your make any remarks about there outward appearance they with reach/touch mentioned area repeatedly (at most when they think you are not looking.)
by Countyworkerlife May 8, 2018
Get the finchey mug.A dude that attempts to rape someone. Not quite Cosby , not quite Wiestien but more like Kavanaugh. Can also refer to an entitled person like Louis C.K who likes to showcase his unwanted penis to women that work with him.
" Cindy, I don't know what I'm gonna what I'm doing about that job interview, I heard a finch is a part of the board."
by FirmTits October 2, 2018
Get the Finch mug.Sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very cute and has an amazing personality, as well as a loving heart. He's also really handsome, like a piece of art or smth. Extremely artistic and talented, a sweetheart too. Will support and listen to your interests, even if he doesn't personally like them as much as you. Probably gay or bi
by dumbasstwink May 11, 2019
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on december 18th we celebrate a holiday like christmas but in honor of finch, a true american hero who fought for our country and is a hero to many others! it’s one of two holidays celebrating finch, right after finchgiving
friend 1: hey wanna hang for finchmas?
friend 2: sure but it has to be later cause i’m hanging with my friends from culinary class
friend 2: sure but it has to be later cause i’m hanging with my friends from culinary class
by finchaddict December 1, 2019
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