Kevin Federline

The poster boy for pre-nups and having a good divorce lawyer. Britney Spears should kiss the ground that she got rid of this loser as easily (and cheaply) as she did. (Mind you, what was she >thinking< when she married him in the first place?!) Going the other way, K-fed is a dumb f*ck for getting so little moolah out of her.

Kevin Federline's only distinction is having briefly been Mr. Britney Spears.

by Action Man April 10, 2007

federal case

To complain excessively about a minor issue. Similar to the expression big deal.

You want to break up with me just because I drank the last Coke in your fridge? Don't make a federal case out of it!

by Max Choi January 9, 2008

fidelium

a real savage mad cunt who wouldn't think twice about launching gatling armcannon attacks if it stood between himself and even the slightest amount of LULZ.

fidelium: GIVE ME THE LULZ
gay cunts: let me finish eating my push pop ...
fidelium: ROBOCOP ATTACK (gay cunts die at this point in the example)

by teller of simple truths February 26, 2008

Fader

A person who makes a commitment to another and then drops them at the last moment with or without prior notification. The act can be referred to as a fade

Toni promised to see a movie with me, but she is a fader and i had to go on my own

by Derek the bandit February 1, 2009

American Federal Empire

The current corrupted version of the U.S. government which is acting like an empire by policing the world, domestically destroying civil liberties and rewarding corrupt politicians and bureaucrats.

When the United States government is no longer of the people, by the people and for the people but a government of the corrupt, by the corrupt and for the corrupt, it's tyrannical transformation into the American Federal Empire has been completed.

by Operation Backstep December 10, 2007

fiber fucking

Physical contact between clothed persons that mimics sexual intercourse. Dry humping.

— Have you hit that yet, bro?
~ No, but I've been fiber fucking the shit out of her on my sister's couch.

by zmiles December 27, 2007

fidel castro

Much like the Abe Lincoln, this move involves blowing your load on a girl's face and then accessorizing her face with someone else's rotten pubes, thus creating a Fidel Castro like beard.

Monty was angry his woman would not take it in the pooper, so he gave her the Fidel Castro with his friend Dave's pubes, which were rife with crabs.

by R. Cogwell December 1, 2006