because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.

I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!

by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021

Feets

1.-Word invented by J.G.A. to name 2 or more pairs of foot --> feet-->feets
2.- Name that you give to ur foot when you have more than 3.

1 = foot
2 = feet
3 = feets
I need a feets massage* (local joke)

by ;) November 30, 2004

Feep

Feep (fēp)

v. feeped, feep·ing, feeps

v. intr.

To permit the escape of a sexual opportunity.

Note on etymology: The origin of the word "feep" dates back to the late 1990s, when a relocated Pennsylvanian, affectionately referred to as Feep by his peers, first began attempting to have sex with women. His numerable and seemingly endless failures resulted in the formulation of the above word derived from his name.

Rather than engaging in coitus, the two lovebirds spooned and watched the overrated holiday comedy Elf. When the two ate breakfast the following morning, and she flirted relentlessly with the waiter, it became obvious that he feeped another opportunity.

by Flum May 5, 2009

feetsie

the less cool way to refer to playing "footsie"

Javi: hey wanna play feetsie?
Jenny: um i think you mean "FOOTSIE"

by jennycub February 21, 2011

feep

little bo peep's little brother

Feep was always teasing little bo peep's sheep.

by jen1968 March 25, 2008

How it feels to chew 5 gum

Feel how it chew gum to 5

Person E: How it feels to chew 5 gum

Person X: 5 how to feel it chew gum

Person Y: Feel it chew, how it 5

Person Z: How it chew to feel gum 5

by Chew how feel Gum it Five November 16, 2021

feep

An image with an average brightness of 0.176
Usually found as a pgm format

Test it on FEEP

by halliganfeep January 29, 2019