spoon fed ninja turtle

Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.

friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!

you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.

by k!mmyh3d-69 October 20, 2021

K. Fed

1. the art of leaving your woman for another woman who has a lot of money.
2. an asshole

1. He just pulled a K. Fed on me!
2. You are such a K.Fed

by Kina June 21, 2006

corn fed

Describes your typical midwesterner. A white guy or girl who is large and stocky but in a healthy way. Corn fed women have child-bearing hips and corn fed men play football. Not attractive, but not ugly either, just plain. They're simple, friendly folks, sweet as apple pie, but lack complexity. Make good husbands and wives, but will bore you to death if you try to have an intelligent conversation with one.

Steve settled down with some corn fed girl from Indiana. Now he'll spend the rest of his dull, miserable existence raising kids and mulching his yard.

by Moe Moo August 25, 2006

k-fed

K-Fed: The Next Vanilla Ice

I saw K-Fed on Tv Last night attempting to rap, i laughed my ass off

by truth4332 September 15, 2006

K-Fed

The Ex-Husband of Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and father of both of her children.

Brittney became a preggo because K-fed wont Wrap his "friend"

by Abrecrombie adddicts name is kathy December 25, 2007

corn fed bowser

A large man who makes up for his lack of intelligence with brute strength. Generally from a rural area. Sometimes likes to play football.

That linebacker from Nebraska sure is a corn fed bowser.

by erinalma March 18, 2017

the fed

The federal police

The feds are going to rush the drug bust tonight

by alyssa June 15, 2004