Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text

Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!

by Pooptexter June 18, 2011

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FaceTime

A.) Using the FaceTime feature on the iphone 4 for sexual, hot, and/or naughty uses.

B.) Phone sex...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!

Me and my bitch was having some FaceTime, when my dog bumped open my door, scaring me. I dropped my iphone 4 on my mouth, chipping a tooth. I started to choke on a piece of the tooth. I started coughing really hard, and then I puked. My ho didn't know what was goin on, so she started freaking out. Needless to say, we don't fucks with FaceTime anymore.

by Rick Ross's moobs July 8, 2010

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Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.

Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011

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Craig Fawcett

The fittest pe teacher ever.

omg did u see craig fawcett yesterday?! yeaah hes fit ;)

by bazza barry October 22, 2011

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Facetention whore

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.

by snikkard May 14, 2011

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