1. to make a blundering mistake; to ruin
2. adjective used to stress a point further, an emphasizing word
3. terrible, horrible, not good
2. adjective used to stress a point further, an emphasizing word
3. terrible, horrible, not good
1. "We needed to raise 500 dollars but we only made 2! We farted that fundraiser up."
2. "That concert was fart bad."
3. "That concert was a big fart."
2. "That concert was fart bad."
3. "That concert was a big fart."
by stya24 May 16, 2009
1. another werd foe *gas*
2. gas dat came out from d ass
3. another type of letting out gas is from the mouth. see word burp
2. gas dat came out from d ass
3. another type of letting out gas is from the mouth. see word burp
by JeAnNiNe January 09, 2003
by gess...damn i gotta fart...c ya April 01, 2003
by glitterchopsticks December 11, 2009
Like “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth”. Don’t ever give up if someone desperately tries to knock you over.
by Shana Baileys December 28, 2011
Farte
Pronunciation- fhair-tay, fair-tay
–Noun
1. A fancy way of saying Fart
2. a flatus expelled through the anus.
3. an irritating or foolish person.
4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.
5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.
6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.
7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.
8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.
–verb (used without object)
— to simply " Farte' " on some one or something.
Origin:
Will Long 2009
Pronunciation- fhair-tay, fair-tay
–Noun
1. A fancy way of saying Fart
2. a flatus expelled through the anus.
3. an irritating or foolish person.
4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.
5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.
6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.
7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.
8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.
–verb (used without object)
— to simply " Farte' " on some one or something.
Origin:
Will Long 2009
Noun example- " I need to "Farte " Really badly! "
Verb Example- " When he walks out of his house Farte' on him and take his Wallet. "
Adj. Example- " Your face looks like one smelly Farte'. "
Slang example 1- " Dad is being such a Farte' because he wont let me go to the mall. "
Slang Example 2- " Those silly kids are acting like a big Farte'. "
"Farte', Farte"
Verb Example- " When he walks out of his house Farte' on him and take his Wallet. "
Adj. Example- " Your face looks like one smelly Farte'. "
Slang example 1- " Dad is being such a Farte' because he wont let me go to the mall. "
Slang Example 2- " Those silly kids are acting like a big Farte'. "
"Farte', Farte"
by Will Long 09 June 02, 2009
Fart: A regular, ordinary air biscuit. Isn't too loud, and doesn't stink that much.
The Ninja: A classic example of the phrase silent but deadly. Is almost entirely inaudible but has an ungodly stink.
TNT: A loud but not too stinky fart.
Nuclear Bomb: A jack-of-all-trades fart, stinks really bad and is also VERY loud. The worst ones to accidentally let loose.
The "Taking A Dump" Fart: Self-explanatory.
The "Taking A Dump" Nuclear Bomb: A rare kind of toilet fart. Acts likes a Nuclear Bomb. The leading cause of public bathroom embarrassment.
The Shart: An average shart (a fart which contains crap).
The Volcano: A powerful kind of shart. Can also be mistaken for a TNT, but the shit may be so violently released that it can escape your underpants, causing extra embarrassment.
Krakatoa: A loud and very powerful shart. If you get this, go see a doctor because you probably have diarrhea.
The Trampoline: Very loud, but with zero stench. The force , however, is strong enough to launch yourself forward a bit. Usually caused by comfort foods that produce a lot of dense gases.
Shit-Flavoured-Air: The most ungodly stench known to man. A chemical weapon more toxic than Sarin. The clearer of rooms everywhere. The origin of humanity's concept of demons. A fart that is silent, but is so stinky that being in the presence of it for too long can make you lose your lunch. Essentially the opposite of The Trampoline.
The Ninja: A classic example of the phrase silent but deadly. Is almost entirely inaudible but has an ungodly stink.
TNT: A loud but not too stinky fart.
Nuclear Bomb: A jack-of-all-trades fart, stinks really bad and is also VERY loud. The worst ones to accidentally let loose.
The "Taking A Dump" Fart: Self-explanatory.
The "Taking A Dump" Nuclear Bomb: A rare kind of toilet fart. Acts likes a Nuclear Bomb. The leading cause of public bathroom embarrassment.
The Shart: An average shart (a fart which contains crap).
The Volcano: A powerful kind of shart. Can also be mistaken for a TNT, but the shit may be so violently released that it can escape your underpants, causing extra embarrassment.
Krakatoa: A loud and very powerful shart. If you get this, go see a doctor because you probably have diarrhea.
The Trampoline: Very loud, but with zero stench. The force , however, is strong enough to launch yourself forward a bit. Usually caused by comfort foods that produce a lot of dense gases.
Shit-Flavoured-Air: The most ungodly stench known to man. A chemical weapon more toxic than Sarin. The clearer of rooms everywhere. The origin of humanity's concept of demons. A fart that is silent, but is so stinky that being in the presence of it for too long can make you lose your lunch. Essentially the opposite of The Trampoline.
Guy 1: Uck, the Shit-Flavoured-Air strikes again! Which fucker let out that fart?
Guy 2: OHm I THINK I'M GOING TO BLEAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 3: Something tells me adding ghost peppers to those beans wasn't the best idea...
Guy 2: OHm I THINK I'M GOING TO BLEAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 3: Something tells me adding ghost peppers to those beans wasn't the best idea...
by E hates Q April 09, 2019