2 definitions by dffartzffarfarts

School

A prison basically. Left there for 7 or more hours for those who need to stay after school, and you need to raise your hand to open your mouth or you get to spend more time at school for some foolish reason. You need to listen to pathetic, condescending, careless, ignorant bafoons who constantly complain about their money problems, even though my English teacher flew to Paris, London, and Hawaii in a short time period. the adults are unreasonable and use their power for their own benefit against you. You need to deal with cancerous and annoying peers who won't shut up about Jake Paul, but they still bully you about things you can't help. The hypocrisy. And guess what? when you finally go home, you get to do MORE meaningless work which you will NOT need to use AT ALL IN THE FUTURE. Oh, and you usually get food poisoning from the lunch. The lunch lady is a creep

I hate school with a burning passion

by dffartzffarfarts April 5, 2018

Fart

To bust out bubbles from your poo dispenser. Also, a shart is poo and farts, so it's like a 2 in 1

I farted and it smelled like corn

I sharted in my sleep

by dffartzffarfarts March 10, 2018