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Not a father's day

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"
First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!
by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009
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feather tit

When a woman decides to show one of her breasts by pulling her collar down and pushing it through the neck hole.
Dude, did you see the girl in that car? She totally gave me the feather tit. And that shit was whack, homes.
by The Amusing Corpse March 3, 2011
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Father of the Brine

A three-day salt rub for a turkey
Bob Belcher uses the Father of the Brine for his Thanksgiving turkeys.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome

This is term applies by the same rule of thumb as "Feather Plucker Syndrome" found in this same Urban Dictionary. There is one major difference... This 'Feather Plucker' is a mommy!
Get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you mother feather plucker syndrome actin' bitch!
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
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puppy father

A male convict, usually a “lifer,” who selflessly takes it upon himself to educate the first-time prisoner about all of the new things he’ll need to know to keep himself out of trouble.
Yup, I’m a damn good puppy father; I’m definitely doing something right this time around!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
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Feather Boa

A wrap or shawl consisting of fake feathers glued to a long string. Often comes in bright and flamboyant colors such as bright orange or neon green. Worn mainly by cross-dressers and drag queens. Sometimes seen on drunk people in bars or at parties where such items are distributed as promotional giveaways.
Woman: Hey look! Those Jaegermeister girls are giving away t-shirts, leis, and orange feather boas!

Man: I want a feather boa!

Woman: No way dude, that feather boa is mine - it matches my outfit better than yours!
by Cabin 2584 December 12, 2008
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Where every shordy is covered, and every mandem is wasting his sweetness. Ball kicks with jeans is habit, and the principle is a joke. The 129 at 2:45 is neva a motive, and the gas station only lows two mandems in. Everyother man in the school cuts hair.
Person 1: Good Morning staff & students of Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

Whole Class: ( trying not to laugh )
by swaggggyyyyy January 13, 2019
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