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F.I.B.

Acronym for "Fucking Illinois Bastard" coined by Wisconsinites who are tired of seeing all their lame asses driving back and forth to Door County all summer.
Friend #1: "Do you know why there are no blow jobs in Chicago this weekend?"
Friend #2: "No, why?"
Friend #1: "Because all those cock suckers are in Door County."
Friend #2: "Funny. Yeah, eff those F.I.B.s"
by TDBuddah January 19, 2011
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A.B.F.R.Y.

A.B.F.R.Y., refers to a young, sexually active female. One that has not had a head poping orgasm, anal sex, or realized that 'she' could possibly have the sexual power. One that, 'Ain't Been Fucked Right Yet!"
"She is sweet, but that look on she face tells me she, A.B.F.R.Y.
by HVAC MAN January 13, 2010
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F.A.B.

a fuck ass bob. originates from a vine of two girls foghting and was revived due to the Euphoria character Kat having a fuck ass bob. someone with a blunt, chin length bob, usually black or brown hair color. usually used in a negative context.
Sam: girl Jessica has a F.A.B. today omg.

Lauren: girl that’s not a an F.A.B., she’s got slut strands in the front
by TheTruthFinallyRevealed August 22, 2023
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B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
by jeru411 May 28, 2013
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the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school
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by FortnitePro2001 March 17, 2022
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Y.B.F.S.

Younger Brother Fat Syndrome. This syndrome affects younger brothers, especially youngest brothers in a family with all boy siblings, that are significantly heavier than their older brothers.
Did you see Johnny's younger brother waddling out of McDonald's? He's Twice the size of Johnny! What a case of Y.B.F.S.

Did you see Andrew's brother with YBFS fall down? He's so heavy he couldn't even get back up! He just rolled on his back like a turtle until some fire fighters came and helped to lift him back up!
by Dr. STOP YBFS March 5, 2011
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e.m.p.f.t.b

I Want Tou To E.M.P.F.T.B
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Eat My Pussy From The Back
by Kate_Rogers January 8, 2019
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