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make my brown eye blue

to have the worst shit ever, usually after a nite of hard core debauchery. Making ur ass cry.
I just know this shit is going to make my brown eye blue.
by BIGSTRAP July 29, 2006
mugGet the make my brown eye bluemug.

brown eyes wide shut party

A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.
I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.
by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 24, 2018
mugGet the brown eyes wide shut partymug.

bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.
Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!
by Alex111aaa March 28, 2009
mugGet the bludgeon your brown eye bluemug.

don't it make my brown eye blue

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass
Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?
by none of your fucking business November 17, 2003
mugGet the don't it make my brown eye bluemug.

Brown Eye

I took a massive shit earlier and I think my brown eye is bleeding.
by Cumagain December 24, 2019
mugGet the Brown Eyemug.

Brown Eyes

The most common eye color in the real world, but the most unspoken and unappreciated in art and literature.

Never think they are boring, they shine in the sunlight when you can't see them!
Eyes Brown, dark and romantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic
I wish I didn't have brown eyes. They look so boring.
by trulyali November 22, 2021
mugGet the Brown Eyesmug.

Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
by tbelphegor November 3, 2011
mugGet the Brown-eye pointsmug.

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