Explosive Diarrhea

Explosive diarrhea is a term used when someone or something contains massive amounts of feces that would virtually demolish the sanity of an individual's mind when gazed upon. Explosive diarrhea is a much severe condition compared to the ideal "massive shitting". Explosive diarrhea has the impression of a human excrement combined with water and corn that is highly likely to drain the human sanity alongside with making the person highly fatigue. Explosive diarrhea occurs in the matter of seconds, leaving the person's anus and the exterior of his/her gluteus maximus covered in their own excrement.
Sam: Tom! I just had the shit of my life!
Tom: Was it a massive shit?
Sam: No! Not even close my homosexual intercourse exchanging friend!
Tom: What? Something worse than a MASSIVE SHIT?
Sam: Yes! It was an explosive diarrhea!

Tom: Lord have mercy on Sam!
by BushWarden August 20, 2013
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Butthole Explosion

Whilst getting f'd in the a, inside of a hot tub, diarrhea involuntarily sprays out your rectum.
Drunk Girl in Hot Tub: Holy shit, i think im gonna (butthole explosions), OMG ahhahaha.

Everybody else: WTF?????? That bitch is fuckin whack.
by Kin Versoni June 7, 2007
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Flavor Explosion

When you drink something that is not what you thought it was causing a surprising surprise.

Or when you consume an object that has multiple flavors in your mouth combining to create a flavor explosion.. Often found in Koolaid.
Drew: Dude, I thought this clear koolaid was water, BUT IT WASNT!

Jordan: Ha, it sounds like someone had a flavor explosion.

Drew: It TOTALLY was!!
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Vaginal Explosion

When a girlss cherry pops with such intency that it explodes all over the the males penis. The blood goes in every direction.
"DUDDEDE! I poped this girls cherry last night and it went everywhere!"

"YOOO that sounds like a VAGINAL EXPLOSION!"
by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008
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anal explosion

holy shit was that a fart? i felt the vibes through the floor

fuck no it must have been an anal explosion from that fat dude in the pool
by STEVO November 28, 2004
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explosive diarrhea

A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:

1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.

E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.

Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.

There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.

2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
by Urban Dictionary June 20, 2006
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Swagger Explosion

When one uses excessive force in any activity or social situation.
*Slamming a volleyball way out of bounds

*Walking into a party and yelling profanities

Person 1: Dude did you see me bouce the ball of the ceiling into their cup?!

Person2: Haha i know man! SWAGGER EXPLOSION!
by Vard-Face June 27, 2010
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