mortality experience

Supposedly a military euphemism for the big D, death.

"The aerial bombardment was largely a success. Unfortunately, a few non-combatants in the vicinity suffered mortality experiences."

by cirrostratus August 10, 2006

Angus Experience

Commonly referred to as "The Steven Angus Experience" is something that few will ever experience...Once used as a name for a clean-up group, the name quickly caught on and is now used world wide.

Come and be a part of the Angus Experience

by The_Angus_Experience December 26, 2008

razer experience

The razer experience describes the event when a product breaks shortly after the end of warranty, which is in fact planned obsolescence.

Razer is a company which is known for their planned obsolescence and bad customer support on overpriced products, which is why it is called "razer" experience.

John: Damn, my 2500$ razer blade just broke right a month after warranty ended.
Tim: That sucks! I'm glad I had the razer experience with only a controller.

by Hectorinus March 30, 2020

near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.

"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."

by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009

3G experience

Get in, Get off, Get out. A very quick and often unsatisfying sexual experience.

She was as responsive as cardboard -- a 3G experience.

by PeteProfessor October 22, 2012

toplane experience

The feeling as a toplaner in League of Legends, when it doesn't matter what you do.
You will always lose the game cause the rest of your team solved world hunger.

How did you lose that game? Your stats are great wtf happaned?
I got the toplane experience

by onaeonaeonae January 21, 2020

Worst manicure experience of my life!

Used to mock someone who is complaining about something that is of little or no importance, showing them that you do not care.

Person 1: I can't believe she got invited to the party before me!
Person 2: Yeah I know, worst manicure experience of my life!
Person 1: Ugh.

by Mustache Lincoln April 2, 2009