exit slut 

someone who continuously allows numerous cars to enter the exit lane in front of them when traffic is heavy

We are never going to get off the freeway if we are behind this exit slut. They've let 5 cars into the lane!

exit slut by C_Dogg April 7, 2010

Epistolary

epis·to·lary
Pronunciation: \i-ˈpis-tə-ˌler-ē, ˌe-pi-ˈstȯ-lə-rē\
Function: adjective

1 : of, relating to, or suitable to a letter
2 : contained in or carried on by letters

3 : written in the form of a series of letters

In an older dictionary it listed epistolary- as a romance carried
out through a series of letters.

"an endless sequence of…epistolary love affairs"
"an epistolary novel"

Epistolary by Ejjaine May 3, 2010

Epistrophic 

Defines a moment before a person is about to engage in a borderline insane event in an attempt to be epic, but could possibly be catastrophic. This event turns out be both epic and catastrophic

Darren went off the ramp, slammed into a tree but ended up landing the epistrophic jump on the dirt bike

Jim got an epistophic bite on his fishing rod and ended up reeling in a 3 ft American Eel (sea monster) that tangled his line.

Epistrophic by BEARHUSKY June 4, 2011

Exit Wank 

An extremely reckless danger-wank whereby the performer has little or no hope of remaining undetected. Such a brazen act is brought about the liberation of knowing one is leaving and doesn't have to face the consequences of their actions.

Bazza: "Did you hear Dennis from accounts finally flipped the bird to his boss and resigned?"

Gazza: "Yeah, then Wayne caught him polishing his piece all over Cathy from finance's desk while she was at the post-budget sausage roll party".

Bazza: "An exit wank? Are you kidding me, what a way to go out!"

Exit Wank by Johnny Long-bone January 25, 2012

epistemological skateboarding 

/gerund phrase/

The application of any physical or mental knowledge acquired through the relatively sustained practice of side-walk surfing (aka skateboarding) to other domains, activities, or knowledge. Skateboard knowledge is necessarily applicable to other topics, since its very essence is the application of physical and mental knowledge derived from water surfing to activity taking place on non-liquid surfaces. However, skateboarding's evolution may be heading back to a more fluid medium, which might explain why skateboarders are so obsessed with air, as in "I'm catching big air" and "nice air dude!" As such, we may very well see flying skateboards in the near future.

<I totally landed that calculus problem!> The skateboard knowledge (epistemological skateboarding) applied here is as follows (skateboard knowledge in parentheses): if you keep trying to (land the trick) solve the problem, but (fall flat on your face) get marked off full points for it on your calculus mid-term, (get back up) practice solving the problem, (try again and again) and practice often, you will eventually be able to (land) solve the (trick) problem on the final exam.

epistemological skateboarding by metaphilosopher September 2, 2013

exit ticket

An assignment a teacher wants to see before you leave their class.

Teacher: Ok class, this assignment will be your exit ticket to leave this class.

exit ticket by WerewolfNation November 6, 2013

Exit Box 

Anus, used especially in reference to anal sex.

I put it in her exit box after Mexican and it was a mess.

Exit Box by Doggin86 September 6, 2016