A novel written by known internet scam artist, Brett Keane. It is filled to the brim with grammatical and spelling errors and notorious for its incoherent plot and overabundance of characters, many of whom have bizarre and lazily crafted names like "Josabeph" and "Detective Reznor".
"Hey did you read the Manatee's book? He calls NAMBLA MABLA at one point"
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."
by Lynch/Fellini May 31, 2023
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When a girl puts you in the Friend Zone for more than 3 years.
Damn I guess Tyler's stuck in the Eternal Friend Zone. Megan has had him there for at least 4 years.
by VisedTech01 February 10, 2017
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1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.

2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.
Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."
by halonistic June 27, 2012
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...Who the fuck is this?
“Hey, have you heard of Shaz? He’s in the one Discord.”

-“......Who??”
“He has a Twitch named Shaz Eternal. You should see it.”
-“Dude what have you been smoking.”

“The Sav pack, obviously.”

-“Well, whatever you just said, I’m just gonna forget.”

“I don’t know. Hey let’s watch SSJSami’s new video!”
by Shaz Eternal October 18, 2020
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A huge community of indogs, skids and edgelords that make most people want to bleach their eyes after a day of looking at the discord #general.
Good tool used by hundreds of people to hack Growtopia accounts.
"Dude that skid from Project Eternity tried to send me a stealer."
"LMFAO THOSE INDOGS"
by StexOng January 4, 2023
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Eternal-X whines about a kid stealing his candy
by f00 p00 September 28, 2003
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This is a gamertag for a guy named Dominick
Did you play with Eternal Comet last night he's pretty good at the game
by Lookoverthere181 January 2, 2021
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