seatbelt enema

happens primarily during early childhood, but can occur in rare occasions in adulthood; when you hastily hop into the back seat and land the middle of your ass cheeks on the seatbelt, and you feel a pain like no one can describe that takes over your body and a vocal fray/grunt leaves your mouth that you can’t control.

mom: be careful! don’t jump in too quickly you’ll give yourself a seatbelt enema!

by whoknowswhat456 February 24, 2020

equine enema

Shelving some ketamine inside a gelatine capsule up your poop shoot.

“Hey mate is Dave alright?”
“Nah mate he’s spangled, he just did an equine enema, he’s in the k-hole.”

by Timeo October 21, 2023

I have no enemies

I have no enemies

Robber: I just robbed all of your lifesavings and killed your entire bloodline
*I have no enemies song randomly appears*
Me an intelectual: it's ok I forgive you, I have no enemies

by Amogusfartymcfart October 9, 2023

Enemy Enemy

This can be used When a noob sees a non teammate player in Apex Legend

Walid: oh oh oh, enemy enemy!
Nordine: I don't care, shut up please!

by Nima04 April 9, 2019

California Enema

The instantaneous prairie dog effect that the first drag of a cigarette mixed with the first sip of a coffee creates when one first wakes up.
The origin of the California Enema stems from the lifestyle of those living in California who choose to survive on nothing but coffee & cigarettes.

"What a relaxing morning, mmmm...coffee and a smoke. OMG the california enema effect is taking over" (and you run to the toilet).

by Tashi & Mishi January 13, 2009

fuck enemy

An enemy you have casual sex with only for the purpose of having sex. Romantic feelings for one another are not present. Similar to fuck friend but with an enemy instead.

Lilah Morgan is the fuck enemy of Wesley Wyndam-Pryce in the TV series Angel .

by Ragnarok70000 July 28, 2016

enemy

Someone you hate who hates you back.

A: Be quiet, enemy.
B: I'm the who now?
C: FART!
A: 'lo C.
C: 'lo A.

by Tim XYZ October 24, 2003