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Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'
by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007
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ejail

The condition of being enslaved by the contents of your inbox for an inordinately long period of time. This typically takes place in one of three situations.

1. When returning to work from holidays to find nine million people need an answer from you RIGHT NOW.

2. When your ex gets shitfaced and spends all night writing you their life story, then promises to post compromising videos of you together if you don't reply to them in equally excruciating detail.

3. When it's the holiday season and out of politeness you have to send insincere good wishes to innumerable relatives, acquaintances and business contacts who you haven't so much as farted near since the same time the previous year.
Sorry Bill, I can't come to your cocaine and strippers party. I'm facing three days of ejail after this fucking conference.
by Gun Arvidssen December 27, 2009
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Ejeet Networks

A guild hosting provider that deploys forums, modules, eqdkp, epgp, and much more for mmorpg gamers

This guild hosting site has a very good reputation around many gaming community such as world of warcraft, aion online and star wars the old republic as the best solution.

Ejeet Networks is also a pioneer of the web hosting industry by offering some of the rarest features and options from any web hosting provider.
Jane purchases a guild site from Ejeet Networks, days later Jane has a huge growth in her guild due to the fact their website was so easy to find after using this specific hosting platform

Robert purchases a ventrilo server to use voice communication with his friends over the internet.
by TheGuildMaster June 23, 2010
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Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.
8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"
by Carbinator July 8, 2015
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EJIROOGHENE

EJIROOGHENE

Female; Is a beautiful and light skinned person from African descent of the Urhobo tribe in Nigeria.

Usually quiet and easy going, will light up a room with her smile and friendliness but will not shy away from saying the truth bluntly.
She will stand up for her friends and family to the detriment of herself. She can e likened to a heroine.
She loves music and cooking and is a joy to everyone around her.
Get yourself an Ejirooghene and you will feel better
by Grace Os February 6, 2020
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Ejacks

"Ejacks" is slang for ejaculate.
Similar to the saying Sugma, it is used to do a little trolling.
Alex: Hey, have you heard of Ejacks?
Lucy: No. What is it?
Alex: Ejaculate all over your face!
by Oragani April 17, 2021
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Ejaculus Majestica

Written in the scriptures for millennium and only spoken of in hushed tones. Hidden behind a secret library bookcase door, is a room that fulfils your every sexual desire and fantasy. The room only reveals itself to the most sexually deprived individuals.
I found the key boys! The key to EJACULUS MAJESTICA!
by Patty Trills March 11, 2022
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