Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011

Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.

Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!

by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012

emerging turd

When you suddenly realise u need a shit

Oh I'm having an emerging turd

by Bushinstructor September 18, 2015

Elmer's Buttplug

the little bit of dried glue that gets stuck in the tube of glue that prevents the bottle from releasing the glue

"My bottle of glue has an elmer's buttplug"

by DonTheGamer777 October 8, 2016

Elmering

The act of covering an appendage (usually the palm of the hand) in Elmer's glue with the end satisfaction of peeling off the dried glue sheet.

Dude, I'm totally Elmering my entire hand right now! I hope it comes off like a glue glove!

by Tastefulnudes4you September 16, 2017

Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

emergency sad nigga hours is activated in the event it's not sad nigga hours but you must reflect on your actions, feelings, someone or something hurtful and or you are in fact, sad
E.S.N.G is relatively the same but for the people who can't wait for Sad Nigga Hours to come

Man 1 : my gf just broke up with me, it's sad nigga hours

Man 2 : it's not anywhere between 2 or 5 am, it's E.S.N.H.

Man 1 : E.S.N.H.?

Man 2 : Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

by Anon senpai June 19, 2018

emergence

The appearance of linearity from asymmetry.

Appears in the form of aesthetic, structure or design.

Emergence indicates that linear time is a vector that moves from the future toward the past.

by tomorrowtomorrow July 15, 2018