Egg

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kylie jenner gets owned by an egg

by your mum's climax January 16, 2019

poop egg

a poop that is shaped like a fucking egg

Person 1: did my bird just lay a poop egg
Person 2: no its a pooop thats shaped like an egg
Person 1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I GET IT UR A POOP EGG

by Jane Volturi November 10, 2018

good egg

A person who is of great standards. Has done some thing well, or pleased some one.

Rory says 'Can you get me lunch?'
Tom says'I already got it for you'
Rory says 'You're a good egg'

by Soraya Sobh June 23, 2006

Fat Egg

Someone who is shaped like an egg usually have a small head, a fat body and an even fatter ass. Also An insult to stupidity

You are such a Fat Egg

by Matt W ....... May 17, 2006

easter egg

1) A painted egg, often hidden by the Easter bunny on Easter. May also be a chocolate egg with some sort of filling.
2) A secret, hidden inside a video game, DVD movie, or even one of Strong Bad's e-mails. Often, it's not needed to progress a story.

1) 8-year-old: YAY! The Easter bunny rules! He brought me some Easter eggs.

2) Wow, Strong Bad's emails are not only funny, but the Easter eggs really make me pay attention.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

egg on your face

To be extremely embarrassed. Usually the embarassment is the result of one's own actions. Not sure of the origin, but it may come from when clowns are at a circus and they have eggs thrown at them because of their goofy acts or when actors had eggs thrown at them performing in plays a couple of centuries ago.

"I am sure you still have egg on your face after causing a scene in the mall and later finding out that your boyfriend was in the mall with his neice from Chicago instead of another girl".

by VaNellie September 28, 2005

egg roll dagger

Egg roll daggers were the weapon of choice for the original Yellow Ranger from The Power Rangers.

The Yellow Ranger dual-wielded these during hand-to-hand combat against many enemies throughout the series.

Egg roll daggers $2.99!!!

by Iamsiam23xc September 25, 2007