Mitsubishi Eclipse

A cheap Jap knock-off of the far superior Ford Mustang.

Look at that stupid wigger with his riced-out Mitsubishi Eclipse, what a retard

by The Real Eggplant July 16, 2007

Eclipse

The third book in the Twilight series written by Stephenie Meyer. The best of the series is Breaking Dawn this book is my least favorite and my least remembered. But alot of people say it is one of their favorites.

Sam: "My favorite books in the Twilight series are as follows 1.Breaking Dawn(4th book) 2.Twilight (1st book) 3.Eclipse (3rd book)4. New moon (2nd book)"
Tonya: "Mine are 1.Breaking Dawn 2.Twilight 3.New Moon 4.Eclipse"

by TinySnow December 20, 2008

Eclipse

When your standing in front of a woman (nude mind you) and you position your dick/penis so that you insert from the behind. Thus achieving man's greatest accomplishment of all time. Better than the moon.

"Lets ECLIPSE, I'm feeling glorious"
"When I eclipse I feel blessed by Benedict"

by Javi and Austin + Jose January 18, 2007

Eclipsening

The action of doing your eclipse report before GTFO time.

Dmitriy : Eclipsening time pay stav !!!

Roy : Oh yeah it's almost GTFO time !!!

by Idon Knowwhattouse March 22, 2010

Total Eclipse

When one chews an entire pack of Eclipse gum while performing oral sex on their partner. Mid climax, the chewer inserts their minty wad for maximum effect.

Things were going along smashingly until he pulled a total eclipse; now she's really tingling!

by sandals_pants August 21, 2017

Anal Eclipse

When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.

After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

boner eclipse

When tucking ones penis between the legs, and one achieves an erection, causing said hard penis to poke at the anus of said tucker, creating a condition known as a boner eclipse.

See also fuck your ass.

Bill: I got a boner eclipse the other day.

John: What the hell is a boner eclipse?

Bill: Where your dick goes so far up your ass it turns into a boner eclipse.

by Boner Jammer October 20, 2008