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email

Yet another way that crap from the Internet (pr0n, drugs, warez, virii etc) can be brought to you.. E-Mail also includes spam.
"Dude, my e-mail is fucked."
"Dude, my e-mail is brilliant, I got my house remortgaged, a fake diploma, pr0n site passwords, the lot."
by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003
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enail

Nailing some one that you met through email, a dating website, or on line in any way. The actual nature of the relationship is irrelevant. Even eharmony counts as an enail.
Match.com set me up with this sweet enail, she did everything I asked for, it was almost like ordering a whore.
by what just happened April 26, 2009
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EMail

Someone sending you ecstacy through the mail
Instead of formal transaction of "drug deal" you send your ecstasy pills through the mail naming it email.
by Blacksta December 15, 2009
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Email Hell

A email discussion among 5 or more people exchanging more than 20 emails per business day, discussing nothing in particular, lasting more than three months.
"Hey did you hear about Steve and his girl?"
"No, what happened?"
"They're getting back together. Didn't you read email hell?"
"Meh, I had a meeting yesterday afternoon and I'm 138 messages behind."
by EmailHell October 26, 2006
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Ebil

Muahahahaha! I am so ebil!
by laugeinggirl July 20, 2009
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Email Swirl

Used to define an email thread that becomes unmanageable, unending, and painful. A defining element of any circle swirl, is the fact that the initial question gunned down by eroneous crap, causing the person w/the inquiry to leverage telephony to address the problem.
Darrin emailed his colleague Eileen for assistance with a work related problem. Unfortunately, Darrin cc'd his project team and an email swirl ensued. Darrin had to finally call Eileen directly, to obtain the needed response.
by John Spenker March 4, 2008
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emailnesia

1. when you sit down at your computer to type an email but forget what you were going to send and to who.

2. when you get up from your computer and forget what you just read in your email.
"oh crap. i was going to send out a very important email, except i forgot who i am sending it to! i must have emailnesia"
by noah l October 20, 2008
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