Crusty Dusty

A word that describes a noun that it gross, or out of style.

Jessica: did you see Amanda today? Ew.
Madison: yea her outfit is crusty dusty .

by Allybugjr April 22, 2017

Dusty Feet

A woman with nothing going for her; a woman who is broke; a woman who wants to mooch off of someone who has more than her; a woman that doesn't take care of herself, physically or financially

Girl - Hey baby, how you doing? Where you going?

Guy 2 - Yeah right, dusty feet please go away.

by Tallil Honey March 3, 2008

dusty turtle

Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.

He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.

by snowmaiden December 26, 2018

dusty muffin

an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.

Betty white had a dusty muffin.

by kstan34 July 15, 2010

dusty furnace

Sexual foreplay act executed by packing baby powder into your ass crack, then ripping a fart into the face of your partner causing a dry cloud of hot talc laden stench to send her to orgasmic climax.

Girl- "Hey Jill. Your face looks pale, are you Ok?"

Jill- "Oh God I'm GREAT! Johnny hammered me with a dusty furnace. My eyes burned for a minute, but it was incredible!"

by JB 058 December 17, 2013

Dusty Napoleon

The art of french kissing the ass after dried shit has been left over for an extendend period of time.

I ain't going down there...I ain't giving no Dusty Napoleon to that nasty bitch.

by Lord Stanley Kauffman May 30, 2010

Dusty Stick

A term used to describe a male who hasn't engaged in sexual intercourse in a significant amount of time.

It's been ages for Bill, poor guy has a dusty stick.

by Menziez April 18, 2017