by auxtin January 05, 2024
"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
by pussy_ass_bitch January 06, 2021
When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.
by Captain Splash October 21, 2018
by Earless black guy November 14, 2017
A woman having an affair with another woman, leading to the divorce of that husband. Later re-marrying to the woman she had an affair with. Making her a Dual Ma to her children.
Hey man can your dual ma pick us up later? Nah they are scissoring tonight.
Dude is that Dual Ma? Which one? No, Dual Ma is two women, but one entity. Oh yah!
Dude is that Dual Ma? Which one? No, Dual Ma is two women, but one entity. Oh yah!
by Dual69 August 30, 2011
Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield