"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021
Get the Dual-wieldingmug. by SVH April 15, 2008
Get the Dual irismug. A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.
by JLO70 November 3, 2022
Get the Dual Density Dumpmug. by Boyboy69420! December 6, 2024
Get the dual steppermug. When two friends, siblings, or strangers fight over the same person they want to date. They do so by sleeping with the person to see who can last the longest. The winner gets to date him/her.
Did you hear the Nelson twins had a dirty dual for Jenny?
Yeah but they both lost anyway since she hates them both
Allison and Jill are no longer friends because Allison won Jesse in a dirty dual
Someone needs to explain the dirty dual rules to Greg.
Yeah but they both lost anyway since she hates them both
Allison and Jill are no longer friends because Allison won Jesse in a dirty dual
Someone needs to explain the dirty dual rules to Greg.
by Onlyme4you April 29, 2020
Get the dirty dualmug. A term that describes using the same status update on both facebook and myspace.
Alternate phrasing would be Latent Dual Statuality,
using the same status but with a latent update.
Example:
Margie posted that “she is going to buy shoes” on facebook
Margie later posted that “she had bought shoes” on myspace
Alternate phrasing would be Latent Dual Statuality,
using the same status but with a latent update.
Example:
Margie posted that “she is going to buy shoes” on facebook
Margie later posted that “she had bought shoes” on myspace
Randall was too lazy to write something different for his facebook status so he used dual statuality.
by screamin---srb February 4, 2010
Get the Dual Statualitymug. When you have two tongues instead of 1 and the second one is pointy and 20 ft long and makes you growl and eat stuff.
by W Rich January 19, 2021
Get the Dual Tonguemug.